Posters Sizzle As The Mid-Term Election Results Heat Up The Best of the Fray's Otherwise Threadbare Kitchen
Compiled by switters
Updated Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 12 PM CST
In a week that culminated in the midterm elections, the political boards lit up to a slow boil, climaxing at nearly the same time as Frayers stepped up to the Slate and hit 3-pointer after 3-pointer right down the center of the goalie posts. Here are some of the highlights.
9/11 Defines Political Character Of The Y Generation Again
-By fizzlizzard
On Laura Bush's Concession Speech To Hillary Clinton (With Transcript Exegesis)
-By pardon_my_French
Is Cheney's Impeachment Imminent Or Eminent?
-By ThymeFlies
How Alexander Hamilton Would've Voted
-By Lou_Rawls_Frozen_Brain
A Grateful Nation Lets Out A Collective Dry Heave
-By AAMeeding
Is Donald Rumsfeld's Resignation Implied Or Inferred?
-By OICUP
A Katie Couric CBS News Career Retrospective And Cooking Demonstration
-By cOoLaDe
Diebold Voting Machine Writes Itself In On Paperless Ballot In Ohio Gubernatorial Race
-By Fraytard
Say It Ain't So, Britterline Kevispear!
-By Loose_Tool
Network Teleprompter Operator Calls Florida Too Early, Idaho Secretly Annexed By Canada
-By aMEALyur8
Alabama And The Red State Blues
-By BubbaGotGame
Armless Montanan Votes With Feet, Votes With Feet
-Pair'oPleejack
Nancy Pelosi Head Butts Bill Frist, 9 Hurt
-By tribblemaker
Black Voters (I.e., Felons) Turned Away At Mississippi Polling Station & Casino
-By NASCARmom
Newly Elected Congressman Vows First Act As Congressman Will Be To Run For Reelection
-By MrSnit
Nancy Grace Swallows Own Face Live On Air
-By That_Quaker_Oats_Dude
Arizona Confused About New Ballot Initiative, Accidentally Secedes From Nation
-By fickledick
Newly Elected Senator Vows First Act As Senator Will Be To Sodomize Hooker In Vegas While On Fact Finding Mission In His Pants
-By NotOnMyWatch
Gay Mayor-Elect Makes Good On Man Date
-By PlanetFabUlust
Campaign Promises Begin To Spoil On Shelves All Across America Due To Lack Of Preservatives, Integrity, Honesty, Reliability, Testicles
-By SoapScumPirate
Krazy Karl Kreates Kreepy Kalifornia Konundrum
-By KKK
Hang This Chad
-By squint
Post Election Poll Results: 1% Of Country's Population Controls 99% Of Its Health
-By BuNkRuBbEr
Monkey Votes In Topeka: Kansas Evolves
-in2it
Jesus Wept
-By _cue_pile_on_here_
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Wednesday, November 08, 2006
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