Sunday, October 08, 2006

some thoughts on sweet caroline

1. Where it began

a. watergate hotel.
b. laundromat.
c. camden.
d. when I broke my lava lamp on your pelvis.


2. Good times never seemed so good. Discuss.


3. In my spare time, I enjoy

a. hands.
b. touching hands.
c. reaching out.
d. touching me.
e. touching you.


4. I hurt because

a. union agitation.
b. energy crisis.
c. anti-semitism.
d. cold. very cold.
e. fallen. can't get up.


5. When I hurt, hurting

a. runs through my hair.
b. down my shoulder.
c. down my pants, baby!
d. gives me the runs.


6. I believe

a. dey comin' to america.
b. i'll have a york peppermint patty.
c. the doobies might break up.
d. sonny is doomed.
e. ditto jim croce.
f. donnie osmond lives forever, though.


7. Last inclined to believe it never would:

a. 1974.
b. 1975.
c. bicentennial.
d. Star Wars.


8. Does nobody else at this wedding know when to say…



WHOMP, WHUMP, WHUUUUUMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!



9. ?


10. Guess not.

3 comments:

JohnMcG said...

Was in the spring, then spring became:

a.) the summer
b.) the fall
c.) the winter
d.) rainy

Hand, touchin'

a.) hand
b.) foot
c.) breast
d.) eyebrow

Warm, touchin;

a.) hand
b.) warm
c.) hot
d.) cold

Touchin' me, touchin;

a.) me some more
b.) hand
c.) warm
d.) you

Anonymous said...

the saddest thing of all is the lack of the red sox playing in the post season, and thus a lack of the dulcet strains of sweet caroline being belted out by buzzed bostonians during the seventh inning stretch.

i weep. weep, weep, weeeeeeeeep.

Anonymous said...

i think pittsburgh is numb to the pain.